Tralalero Tralala

Tate, Dax, and Kit log into The Zoo expecting a weird Minecraft server and a few good screenshots. They get Tralalero Tralala standing on a rooftop, perfectly still, staring directly at the camera for thirty seconds. They get Bombardiro Crocodilo circling overhead in a flight pattern that repeats every ninety seconds exactly. They get their real names carved into signs they didn't place. By the time the /disconnect command stops working, Dax is pretending he's fine, Kit is furious she was right, and Tate is still documenting everything because that's easier than admitting he's scared. The funniest Minecraft horror book you'll read this year — until about chapter six.