I Got a Job at Dizzy's Haunted Roller Rink

The carpet is sticky. The mascots are smiling. Your shift ends at midnight but nobody told them that. Welcome to Dizzy's Roller Rink & Arcade, where the Employee Handbook has rules you really, really want to follow — and rules that have been quietly crossed out by someone who learned the hard way. Neon lights, counterclockwise skating, and a storage closet that's always locked for a reason. If Dizzy offers you skates, don't put them on.